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Leftover Chinese's Aquarium Corner


Platy

Much like the four seasons, my Aquarium habit goes in cycles: I clean my tank, condition the water, stock it with new fish, pay close attention to them for a month, then neglect the aquarium for the next six or until the last one has passed away. Repeat. Ho well...this cycle is always the fun one.

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Leftover Chinese Runs Again

After a few months hiatus, I went for a run last night to test the ol' machine. Ugh. The humidity is no excuse. I'm out of shape. It was one of those days where one realizes how far they have let themselves go physically. Lots of work to be done, folks. It's not that I want to lose weight, rather, I need to start treating my body better.

The list: Running, cycling, prison workouts, eating better. That last one will be the challenge. In my travels this year I notice that the Midwest is not where somebody dines to stay trim.

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Where in the World was Leftover Chinese?

You'll be promoted to gumshoe if you figure this one out. I made virtual postcards of moderate humor. See if you can put the clues together.


I couldn't find a bike cop when I realized it would be a funny picture. You can see their shadows underneath the sign.


Very nice.


True statement.


There was a gigantic forest fire a few weeks ago a few miles to the south.


That was news to me.


On the way back to reality.

It was a good time.

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Leftover Chinese and the Dog Days of Summer

Not too shabby this time around...


Sweaty-palooza


My father's most recent attempt to fend off the woodpeckers.


Reggae lunch.


Ms. B and I realize our dreams of living life inside a Nintendo.

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